Traveling, technology, postcards and other stuff.
From ace homie, and epic adventurer, The Sucka Pants, we get the first email correspondence about what life is like when one grabs it by the pair, and goes for it;
Riding tall bikes in Jakarta from suckapants on Vimeo.
"Hey Stevil,
So I made it, the guys and I have been in Jakarta for the past few days zipping around on tall bikes (except me, I'm on the Novak);

It is intense here, to say the least, and the traffic is a whole new level, mainly due to the abundance and agility of all the swarming mopeds;

Very few bicycles in Jakarta, but we hear that it changes drastically when you leave the city. We are hoping to head out tomorrow for some volcano-action, it should take a couple days to get there. This is dependent on our fifth member getting a bike here, since the exorbitant fee charged by Japan Airways forced her to leave her tall bike at home (see first bullet point in the post below). But so far so good I have to say. I'll be funneling more your way when time and internet permit. Hope you like it!
I'll be sending the photos separately because the upload speed here is atrocious. If not you can always find everything on my Flickr (although the ones I'm sending you are un-watermarked).
JOGGING ON THE BED
- If you are ever flying with a boxed bicycle, avoid Japan Airways at all costs. They neglect to mention the $300+ charge to check a bike box (each way) on their website, even though they do go in to detail about surf boards and golf clubs. And they are not flexible about it either;

- The smell of raw sewage in Jakarta never really goes away, it just grows and diminishes in strength depending on where you're standing;

- Having all the neighborhood kids hanging out and playing with our tools/bikes while we are assembling them in an alley, until Ira puts zip-ties on one little kid's wrists. The boy tightens them too much so the family tries to cut them off with a kitchen knife. Ira notices and intercedes with leatherman scissors and they come off... but the kids aren't allowed to play with us anymore;

- Greg and Conrad climbing up onto a rooftop to sneak across to the hotel we had to stay in our first night in town. We got in at night and all the hostels were full, we could only find one 2-person hotel room, and they wouldn't let us pay extra to have people sleep on the floor;

- Riding bicycles in rush hour in Jakarta is... um, intense. Tall bikes tend to give you an advantage because people notice you and steer a bit more clear than they might otherwise;

- Giant rats to rival anything NYC is purported to have. The local short-tailed cats only have about a 15% advantage size-wise.
- New euphamism for sex: "Jogging on the bed."
- "Wow. How to get instant asthma." (Greg after spending the afternoon riding in cluster-f*ck Jakarta traffic.);

Learn Indonesian:
"Ya" = Yes.
"Bucan" = No.
"Terima kasih" = Thank you.
"Sama sama" = You're welcome.
"Berapa harga" = How much?
"Sepeda" = Bicycle."
I highly recommend you keep an eye on his blog, (which I've linked above, but if you don't want to make your lazy eye go all the way back up there, here you go.) It's an incredible adventure, and I feel very fortunate to have an inside line on the goings on.
On to some more bike nerdery, I'll go ahead and repost a bit that El Pirate Grande posted over on the company's blog;
"This is my friend Tobias. He's German. He and I worked together at Salsa for about 2 weeks back in 1994. He decided he would rather become an engineer than toil away making bikes. For 15 years he's worked at various big companies designing and making all sorts of complicated and cool stuff. Here he is with his new Holy Roller. At 6'7", he makes a 29r look like a kid's bike;

But he still has a boner for bike stuff, and he came up with a really cool way to turn your geared bike into a singlespeed. It's called the Excentriker, and it's an eccentric BB that fits in a standard bottom bracket shell. The part on the right threads into the frame, and the cup on the left allows the BB spindle to move eccentrically to tighten the chain. It obviously doesn't have as much "throw" as a larger EBB, but with a half-link you can cover any gear combo. It's fucking rad;

The drive side cup below...

Non drive side here...

It works with 24mm spindle cranks only."

Looking at that thing with my own two eyes was not alot unlike staring into the sun. I fancy myself a fairly sharp individual, though for whatever reason I could barely wrap my mind around how exactly this thing works, but after taking a spin with The German on Saturday and witnessing just what levels of torque this beast was capable of withstanding, I was duly impressed. If you find a burning desire to obtain one of these yourself, I'm sure contacting the good folks at Soulcraft could get you pointed in the right direction.
On Thursday I received another peach of a postcard from the Kotters;


I love anything that I can pull out of a mail box that makes me laugh...
A happy laugh..
Not like the kind of laugh I emit when I pull out, say, a credit card bill, which is like the kind of strained laugh one might experience being held up at knife point by a PCP addled midget wearing rollerskates.
It's funny, but it's scary.
But it's funny.
As long as we're on the topic of pulling something happy from your post box, with the help of The Skipper, I just completed my first foray into the world of photoshop with the completion of a new bit of propaganda for our friends at Hunter Cycles;


I think I've found my calling.
And by 'calling', I mean 'my slippery slope to eventually living in a refrigerator box'.
See? I can find relation in anything.
Say, here's a bummer for you..
I don't know who I feel worse for.. The man who got his ass whooped, or the kids.
I see 20/20 specials and whatnot all the time about 'the apathy of society', that shine a spotlight on how when faced with someone in perel, folks might sometimes just turn a blind eye, and what a shame it is that people don't step in when they see (or hear) someone in trouble.
This is exactly why people might mind their own business.
The kids thought the mom's verbalization was an indication that she was being hurt, they stepped in, and now they're in trouble.
Maybe next time the mom oughta mask herself with a pillow.
Have you ever fancied yourself as a bit of a philanthropist or perhaps a supporter of the arts, but then realized that you were poor?
Well now even the most lowbrow of our ilk can help the struggling creative minds in our midst by going right here.
Finally, as a conclusion to the rapid fire bursts of information and stimulation, I've got an email from Jon that you all might be interested in;
"Stevil,
I'm guessing you'll agree, the linked picture sounds like a good lunch option when avoiding that which is bummer."

I love soup.
In fact, I think I'm gonna go drink a bowl right now.




Comments
Woah... I need some more soup.
Posted by: Stevil | July 9, 2009 05:41 PM
Thanks for the wild turkey and
the passenger pigeons, destined
to be shat out through wholesome
American guts.
Thanks for a continent to despoil
and poison.
Thanks for Indians to provide a
modicum of challenge and
danger.
Thanks for vast herds of bison to
kill and skin leaving the
carcasses to rot.
Thanks for bounties on wolves
and coyotes.
Thanks for the American dream,
To vulgarize and to falsify until
the bare lies shine through.
Thanks for the KKK.
For nigger-killin' lawmen,
feelin' their notches.
For decent church-goin' women,
with their mean, pinched, bitter,
evil faces.
Thanks for "Kill a Queer for
Christ" stickers.
Thanks for laboratory AIDS.
Thanks for Prohibition and the
war against drugs.
Thanks for a country where
nobody's allowed to mind the
own business.
Thanks for a nation of finks.
Yes, thanks for all the
memories-- all right let's see
your arms!
You always were a headache and
you always were a bore.
Thanks for the last and greatest
betrayal of the last and greatest
of human dreams.
Posted by: PistilPete | July 9, 2009 04:10 PM
Asia waits for no one. I say, drink the water, see new colors and trip a week on your ceiling fan (ever noticed how it seems to spin backwards slowly?)
Posted by: trama | July 9, 2009 08:40 AM
In relation to the dude getting beat up by his GF kids...if it were anywhere else but Torrington, CT, I would be surprised...although, they do have a bitch'n BMX track.
Posted by: Ghostship Matt | July 8, 2009 04:26 PM
go conrad go!!
Posted by: Sean from RVA | July 8, 2009 11:31 AM
Woo Hoo! Suckpants has been making me wonder why I live cube life for a long time now. Bestest post in a long time and special thanks to Jon, I can finally retire my Bush as Chimp screensaver!
Posted by: JT | July 8, 2009 07:02 AM