How to Avoid the Bummer Life
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Before we get into anything, we need to deal with a matter of grand importance.

I found this shot taken of Billy by Cap'n Surly, and I would bet that if I didn't spread it's good word, we might very well be in danger of the world ending.

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I mean, how sweet is that? In my time I've seen alot of people do alot of things over alot of fires, but none have ever been documented so brilliantly.

Well this week I've been pretty slammed at work which means I've had not much time to do anything except eat dinner, watch cartoons for 30 minutes and go to bed.
This might also explain why these two last two posts possibly seemed a little half-baked, and maybe why the following quote feels particularly appropriate to me right now;

"There comes a time when every man feels the urge to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats."
-H. L. Mencken

Anyway, with that being said, how about a bright spot amongst the doldrums?

Over the course of my existence I've known some folks who I'd like to take delivery of that particular gift.

As a matter of fact, before this next week is out, some of them just might.

TinaB sent me a bit of bummer news-
Damn. Now I gotta get my tattoo fixed.

Hey, here is a thing about some stuff you might be interested in getting in on;

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To continue throwing a bone towards our friends in the state's south, I got an email from Brett in which he too professed his love for the swim-hole. Something else he has a soft spot for is speed metal, and other various incarnations of the ilk, so why not combine the two in a blog?

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No reason I can think of.

Los Angeles Swimmin(dot)com.

I don't care to get too Californiacentric here, but I have another email from the West Coaster who does not care to coast, James Newman;

"Hey Stevil, was wondering if you could post up a blurb about the BFF OAKLAND on yer blog, it's gonna be sick. we showing Vernor's film at 5, best of shorts at 7, and RAD at 9pm. RAD. believe it.

It's this Sunday, the 19th. theater's on alameda, east bay, ca. scraper bike ride from oakland at 4pm to the theater... lots of things happnin...

Thanks man!
James"

At first glance I was all, "James is inviting me to the best friends forever party in Oakland?!" and then I realized what he was talking about.
Though it won't be as sweet as a best friends forever party, it's still gonna be pretty cool, and for the RAD screening, you maybe will want to swing by and pick up something from here.

So I've got two from the Southland and to make it even I'll add one more from the Northland as Loudass just moments ago sent this jewell on to me;

""Travel video to Oakland for SF Hipsters, fairly entertaining. Especially for those who have dared to go to the 510."

Man, I lived in Oakland for nearly 20 years. I had a centrally located store front that I'd gutted and turned into a studio, tons of bikes, probably at least one pair of skinny jeans, a degree from art school and the place was a ghost town. Literally the day I moved away, bikes shops, art galleries, cafes and record stores sprung up in my wake.

There is no justice.

At this point in today's post, I'll present you with a bit of goodness straight from the desktop of Tim the Masi Guy.

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I always had my suspicions about that Archie.

Here is a clip that was sent in from Noah, that is truly the epitome of product placement;


We take what we can, when we can, and to that accidental model of our wares, I offer my most humble thanks and wishes for a speedy recovery.

Long time reader of The Bummer Life, as well as actual bummer life avoider, Samh gave me a shout a couple of weeks ago regarding pulling up the stakes and relocating with a little help from his friend;

"Stevil,

In an attempt to avoid the bummer life I moved my apartment via bicycle and trailer this past weekend. I'm sharing my blog post about it in an attempt to, oh, I don't know, raise bicycle awareness and avoid greenhouse gas and be environmental, and stuff.

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If you want to use it to make a point of some sort on your ruling blog feel free to use the link, photos, text, etc.

- samh"

Good looking out man. That's really impressive, though I would be lying if I said when helping you, I would have been the one laying on the bed as we rolled down the road.

So if you happen to be in Bellingham Washington, and you're not my parents, you might be interested to know that these guys are playing tonight;

My neck still hurts from the last time I saw them.

Alrighty then. That just about does it for me. As always, here is to all of you having a slam dancing good weekend. For my part I will be hiding out and dodging that which can be dodged.

I'm getting better at it every day.

And always remember, no matter what, that you're not these guys;

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Unless of course you are, in which case, it was nice seeing you two last Sunday.

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Comments

The garbage can trick reminds me of my freshman floormates dumping a semester long gravity bong water collector on the RA's door at the end of the first semester. We hated that bastard more than he hated us.
george

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What are the chances that them Greeks just made a typo in that there Bible? I mean, I do shit like that all the time. Seriously, do you think they hired a freaking proof reader? I doubt it.

Loved that dude's crash. Totally related. Get to the hairy bit of the trail. Panic. Grab front brake. Have dirt snack. Have friends show concern. Pretend to be ok.

Classic.

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redfang, a circle jerk, and a flaming german...it must be the weekend

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As children we called that "installing the pool" and that guys reaction was about right.

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The garbage can trick would be funnier with a live raccoon in there!

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Thanks for the mention, Stevil. Also, thanks for forcing me to think of cartoon characters beating each other off.

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I used to use that Mencklin quote on emails at work HR thought i was being mean or sumthin and Redfang shouldn't they get some sorta award for the most awesome rock vid of all times

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Betty is way hot but Veronica was the one that made my pages stick together.

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I have a friend who may get a visit from the garbage can fairy this weekend.

I love how that guy freaked when he opened the door.

Once I realized that it was just water I would be in tears laughing.

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at least my 951 isn't on fire.

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my local watering hole sponsors a beet eating contest every year during octoberfest (last year i was runner-up). i've been training extra hard so that this year i can crush the competition and achieve my lofty goal of being declared 'the beet off king'!! its good to dream big.

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Was that Diamond Dave doing behind the camera of the crash video? Sure sounded like him.

Garbage can + water.. so funny.

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