The content of this post has almost nothing to do with popped corn.
In an attempt to maintain a relatively efficient posting schedule I have to write during all of hours of free time, but occasionally sometimes the free time is taken up with more important matters, such as these fellows;

For the uninitiated, this is a band that goes by the name of Shellac of North America. These men have all individually as well jointly provided the soundtrack of my life for over two decades and after a fairly long hiatus, are making their return to The Bay Area, so Friday's post, which is generally written on Thursday night is being replaced by their unique musical stylings.
I hope you understand.
At their last San Francisco performance several years ago I was blessed with the opportunity to dress up the stage, as it were, with a selection of my paintings;


For lack of a better term, it certainly was a 'career' highlight for me, and is something I will remember forever.
So as you are reading this, you can safely rest with the knowledge that the residue of Budwesier is settling in my system and my ears are in all likelihood ringing from the sounds of angry Midwesterners.
Now in news that is directly related to the bicycle world, I've got this next bit from Jon;
"Who would have guessed DH folks like to burn the Hippy Lettuce.
Jon"
Of course they couldn't neglect to mention the saga of Myles Rockwell? I'd say that this simply stems (pun totally intended) from the fact that professional downhiller's retirement pensions just aren't enough to keep them in the purple hats and Trans Ams that at one time they were used to.
And for Missy the Missile's part... You know what else looks like a missile?
A joint.
It's only right to segue from pot smuggling, to grape smuggling with this email from Hurl;
"I was gonna post this, guerilla-style, but I can't remember how/where to log on. Anyway, I found this on Bike Hugger and it is awesome:
get rad with your pelvic in sitting."
Then from Russell from the previously renamed 'Moustache Canyon' we get an update as to what's brewing in his neck of the woods.
Or as the case may be, his upper lip of the woods;
"Morning, Stevil.
It's Russell again and I wanted to tell you about the Norman Conquest! Ok, calm down. Don't get so excited. I'm not referring to William the Bastard's invasion of England and his historic victory at the Battle of Hastings, of which we all have some knowledge of. But, rather, I'm referring to a little bicycle ride here in Norman Oklahoma, or Moustache Canyon, as it's been affectionately referred to. The Conquest is a family-oriented ride that is for a great cause, kids. Now you can get excited! Read all about it here.
Thanks for all the inspiration to continue avoiding the bummer life!"
No problem. I do what I can, when I can.
Then from Johnny we get another update on radness from his particular corner of the word;
"Stevil-
I wanted to hit you up real quick to let everyone know that our good buddy, and fellow teammate, Ray Porter is avoiding the bummer life in a HUGE way by riding his mtb from Canadia to New Mexico, across the country, with only one gear.
You can follow Ray and all the other rad men and women at Tour Divide(dot)org as well as his wife's blog.
Every single one of the folks who are currently involved in this epic journey are certainly tougher mentally and physically than the rest of the human race. Lets sent them all some fantastically rad thoughts to keep pedaling when the going inevitably gets tough. Go Big Pig!
Thanks in advance!
xoxo,
John"
I used to think I was a tough guy when I finished a big ride or a 40 mile race with one gear. This feat proves to me that I was wrong.
Right now I would like to put up this photo that I found while traveling around the world of Flickr that I think is pretty sweet;

That's the good stuff, right there.
If any of y'all live in a close proximity to Decorah, Iowa then I've got something for you to get in to;

You are guaranteed to see some one speeds and cockeyed girls there.
In closing, I'll throw up an email I got from Kelley for any and all who might sometimes prefer four wheels to two.
And who also have access to a crane and a flatbed;
"here's the half pipe.
it's completely water proof- ie: every board was primed and/or water sealed. all surface screw holes are silicone filled.
the entire deck is Skatelite/ professional ramp decking.

the original design was meant to have a spine on the left end and another ramp - making it twice as long as it is- so if a person were inclined- they could easily add the addition.
it's set on concrete pier blocks, and will have to be disassembled to move- unless you know somebody with a crane.
i've got close to five grand into the damn thing. the skatelite alone was $2500. fucking teenager- expensive little bastard he is!
the graffiti panels are included at no charge !
make me an offer.
it's got to move by june 30th.
otherwise i set it on fire.
~kelley~"
So spread the word, and if this is something you've got an itch for, get ahold of me, and I'll put you in contact. It would be a shame for it to burn, as awesome a bonfire as I'm sure it would be.
Alright... That's it from this end. I've got one of my oldest and dearest friend's bachelor parties that I was mistakenly put in charge of this weekend. The scene is set with a bunch of tattooed freaks, BB Guns, one professional ultimate fighter, gallons of beer and a planned hunt for the Bigfoot.
To say that it's gonna be interesting would be the most profound understatement I could muster.
As they say, we'll be seeing you on the other side.




Comments
>>>"Fire Resistant: Skatelite is fire resistant and self extinguishes even under intense flames." What good is a bonfire that won't burn.
Oh, you can get *anything* to burn. If something isn't burning, you're just not trying hard enough, FunkyLane.
Posted by: Anonymous | June 21, 2009 09:27 AM
the cockeyed girl kicks ass
Posted by: pilderwasser | June 20, 2009 07:47 AM
Regarding Shellac, I'll be charitable and merely say that watching the middle-aged grow old is amusing.
Posted by: Levi Johnston | June 19, 2009 09:19 PM
Two comments:
1) Rapeman! Two Nuns and a Pack Mule, my favorite Albini record ever.
2) My LBS has a bb gun shooting range in the basement, which I am allowed to shoot on, if things aren't too busy or if I've bought some unreasonably expensive piece of Italian componentry.
Posted by: Da Robot | June 19, 2009 11:35 AM
dang! I was at that Shellac show and not until now did i put together noticing your art (as I didn't know you then).... SO RAD!!!!
Posted by: joe | June 19, 2009 11:31 AM
any way of dropping that behind a certain bbb brklyn bike shop? needs some ramp action
Posted by: slappy | June 19, 2009 11:24 AM
I personally like gears for long rides.
Posted by: trama | June 19, 2009 10:11 AM
Unfortunately, even if we get Salli chairs, we don't have any beautiful model types at work that I can pick up and rest on my shoulders as I rock from side to side, damn...
Posted by: BikeLemming | June 19, 2009 09:29 AM
That bonfire's gonna suck, somebody better go get that ramp.
"Fire Resistant: Skatelite is fire resistant and self extinguishes even under intense flames."
What good is a bonfire that won't burn.
Posted by: FunkyLaneO | June 19, 2009 09:02 AM
the cockeyed girl made my day. thanks.
Posted by: Gnome | June 19, 2009 08:56 AM
If the bachelor party you plan is anything like mine last week the bummer life will have been smote down. Thanks Liquor Store.
Posted by: Erik | June 19, 2009 08:05 AM
Salli chairs have been ordered for our office. I cannot wait to work without underwear.
Posted by: Nick | June 19, 2009 04:28 AM