The Butterfly Effect
When a group of dirtbags get together on one side of the planet, is it possible that it could cause a tidal wave on the other?

No, probably not, however I can say with certainty that that it can result in an epic hangover, thanks in no small part to the understanding of mixology that The Scout Master and Director Sporty possess, the latter of which is shown here bossing around some sharp rocks;

But before I get ahead of myself, I will explain that The Scout Master and Mrs. Scout Master foolishly invited us into their lovely home for a post ride barbeque, which resulted in beers, which then resulted in cocktails, which finally resulted in me passing out while watching The Wrestler with a mouth full of nachos.
Before the curtain fell however, these things happened;












And that my friends, is pretty much how I remember it.
Oh, there were waffles and bacon for breakfast the following morning, but at that point in the day I could barely figure out how to use a fork, let alone a digital camera.
Mail bag time? Yeah, probably.
First up, Jeremy from the Quijano Bike Company sent an email to let me know that their website is now live, but to also clue me onto this blog that had photos of a super tricked out new Swobo Del Norte;


That is sah-weet.
Ryan from The Bike Bloc wrote in as well to let us know that Seattle is showing no signs of slowing down, and that they are making a valiant effort in making up for any time lost during this past winter's doldrums;
"Oh Seattle. We are still going strong with events, the Westside Invite was a big success, and we've got lots more in store. Here is some stuff for June. There is more planned next month, and I'll get info out as it comes.
Spin fast, die young,
Ryan Schuetze"



They's some busy bees up there in Seattle. Must be the coffee.
Or the heroin.
Or both.
One of the local yokals that goes by the name of Matt sent an email that I should probably include, just due to the sheer drool factor of it;
"Stevil,
Dude, your site just cracks me up on a regular basis. That kid rapper on YouTube that you posted yesterday is just too funny!
I haven't picked up my new Hunter, so I don't have many pictures yet. But I thought I would send you a shot that Rick sent to me. The bike has a Schmidt hub with front and rear lights. The front platform is removable, revealing a standard touring rack. The rest is self explanatory.

Anyway, I know how much you appreciate Rick's work, so I thought I would send it your way. I can't wait to tour on my new rig!
Hope you are doing well!
Matt"
Yeah, you know I dig Rick's bikes. In the years that I've known him, they just keep getting better and better.
There just doesn't seem to be a limit to what he is capable of.
You know, with the exception of finishing my new bike, but you get what you pay for, right Rick?
KB wrote in with a random smattering;
"It's a kind of escape for us, a chance to break away from the daily reality of prison...
The legend of 10 cent beer night.

Keep on keepin on."
200 prisoners on bikes, and 10 cent beers... Though the two stories are unrelated, they could both be filed in the 'what-could-possibly-go-wrong?' file.
However if one were to combine them..
200 prisoners all blown out on 10 cent beers attempt to follow the path of the Tour Day France....
That's the stuff that legends are made of.
I think it's time we pinch this one off. As I've said many times before, here is to hoping that you all had good weekends and can grin and bear it until Monday's a memory.
Or do what it takes to make Monday more like Sunday.
I like the sound of that.




Comments
Is Walling drinking a San Pelligrino sparkling water?!? What a fag!!
Posted by: JP | June 12, 2009 10:34 PM
You guys suck! I'm going to tell my mommy that you peed in the pool and somebody tickled me with their mustache. eewww!
Posted by: cockleburr | June 8, 2009 11:37 PM
Moustache bars are perfect for moustache rides.
Posted by: notthedroids | June 8, 2009 11:19 AM
Jeff: they are 'mustache bars'
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Nittobar7.jpg
Or check out www.rivbike.com
Posted by: Ed | June 8, 2009 10:21 AM
Jeff, those are called "Rollie Fingers" bars.
I'm sure a web search will net almost 0 results.
Posted by: Pfaff | June 8, 2009 06:54 AM
Ignorant, so pardon, but I've seen a few pictures of the bars on that red Swobo bike above and they're always from the side. I can't make any sense of what they look like from a rider's perspective. What are they? What style? Curious.
Also, thanks for the great blog!
Posted by: Jeff | June 8, 2009 06:17 AM
It's all a little fuzzy. I do remember telling someone I've known for over a year that it was "Nice to have met you" when he left the party. The last words I heard were, "Let's make Nachos!" at one in the morning. Looks like I missed out on more of J-Mac's stylings on the ebony and ivory.
Posted by: Director Sporty | June 7, 2009 11:28 PM