Heaving sighs, telling lies and making artistic alibies.
These days I'm finding myself further and further towards the end of my proverbial rope, so for today's post, I will rely on the mail bag to do most of the work, because by and large I'm pretty much out of gas.
Right out of the gate though, I'll drop this bit, which defies any introduction or explanation;
Then from Joe comes not words of wisdom, but rather imagery of wisdom;

That's right... It's cool to walk your bike with your junk dangling.
Unless of course you're a dame, in which case it's perfectly acceptable to follow the path of this individual I came across in Minneapolis one morning and crochet your own;

Lesson learned, right everybody?
Another photographer (slash) filmmaker who is in our midst is none other than Brian Vernor, who just moments ago laid this on me;
"Bicycle Film Festival starts tomorrow. We just got to New York. Benny and I have slept about 4 hours in the last two days,,,,,,,but our movie is ready to premier, really, i'm really, really, happy with it.
brand new, fun BBF Promo (2009);
(And Brian's movie) 'Where Are You Go' trailer:
If you're of the New York people see you at some screenings.
Brian"
It's going to be awesome. You know what to do.
While we're on the topic of requesting the presence of New York people, in a little over a week's time there is going to be an art explosion of nearly epic proportions in Brooklyn, of which I am fortunately going to be a part. There are a gob of really talented individuals involved in this gig such as Swobo t-shirt artist Parskid, world renowned tattoo artist and all around nice guy Grime, and my ace homey Kristen Ferrell among many, many others, so if you find yourselves with Friday June 26th free, I highly recommend you swing through and take a look;

All of the info that's fit to print on the matter can and should be found here. At the very least you could poke your head in and say hello to Eastern District proprietor JLD. Not only is she a super cool person, but she's not too hard on the eyes;

That's how she appears when you're on mushrooms. Otherwise she's pretty normal looking.
Let's see.. what else...
Coach Matt sent an image he shot in Oakland of some words of self encouragement;

Whether or not they were Matt's own words has yet to be divulged.
What else do I have in here?
Sarah.. Yeah, you wanna hear what she's got to say?
"Stevil,
Hi. We don't know each other yet. That's okay. There's still time.
This morning I was thrown in the direction of this guy courtesy of NoTech Magazine (among my favorite non-cycling blogs). As a discerning patron of the finer things in life, I thought you might enjoy his art (sculpture for Stevil?) but would certainly enjoy his dumpster'd-then-mutated bicycles... particularly this one. Theory: It was actually just taken straight out of Terry Gilliam's rejected props bin from 'Brazil.'
The end. By Sarah."
As I replied to Sarah, I went to school with a fellow named Tommy who was making bicycle abominations such as these, way, way back, and as a matter of fact, he made an actual bicycle/shopping cart combo, not alot unlike our beloved Swobo logo. It just goes to show, there is not alot that's original anymore, but there are certainly endless ways to redefine and re-appropriate that which has been done before.
And that, I suppose is what makes the creative process so interesting is that not only are you challenged to do something interesting, but you are up against making it even more so than the last time it was done..
Or you could just go down the road Duchamp took, and throw a urinal in a gallery.
Finally, our own Sky the product wiz just traveled to the Midwest to hang out with her folks and help celebrate their 60th anniversary. She writes "this is what 60 years of marriage looks like."

I can't imagine being alive for 60 years, let alone being alive on a single person's arm for that long, so it's with complete sincerity that I wish these two love birds my very best, and here is to sixty more.
It's Wednesday. Do like I do and go hang out in the woods alone, washing some dirt down with a beer.
It's good for the soul.. You know.. That is if you haven't sold yours yet.




Comments
Yeah; it was a pretty F'd up day for me as well. I think the energy of the planet is down a bit right now. Must be some sort of rift in the matrix; maybe the PBR factory has a water contamination or hurl had a sex change... somehow, thngs just are a bit crooked just now...
Posted by: Troy Rarick | June 27, 2009 07:52 PM
what the fuck has this world come to?
Posted by: cz | June 19, 2009 06:01 PM
Greetings my friend: I would normally for-go such superlatives as "U Da Man" or "U Rock" but Stevil, if the shoe fits? Anyhow, you already know what a fan I am of the HTATBL. Creative, thought provoking, all about the lifestyle etc...Oh, and just DAMN FUNNY to say the least. Also,I have had the privilege of having been the subject of a few very flattering comments from you. That said, I have borrowed a page from your annals (did I get the correct annal?) and wanted to point you, and your loyal following, to a new website that I hope will do your influence justice. The site, Ride Blind Racing(dot)com is now up and running. With HTATBL as it's "role model" (cough cough), I'll do my best to speak the truth, offer unqualified opinions, share tall tales and invite others along to add their 2,4 or whatever cents. Thanks Stevil, El Corpo and all at Swobo for their support and although I had hoped that with Swobo clothing as my daily choice both on and off the bike, I might get better looking...well, the clothes look great bit for me.....Cheers, Bobby
Posted by: Bobby | June 18, 2009 02:41 PM
you got got, man. the hammerpants vid isn't a flashmob, it's a sneaky viral advertisement. note URL at end of video. fortunately maybe too sneaky for anybody to realize it's actually an ad.
Posted by: e | June 18, 2009 02:28 PM
hammer time was good. The sign has a dick. and I now undersatand.
Posted by: Nick | June 18, 2009 05:11 AM
>>>always remember rule #1 'people are stupid'.
That's excellent advice. To that I add only, 'including me, sometimes.' Internalize that rule and you'll have a happy life.
Posted by: Jim | June 18, 2009 05:08 AM
ARE YOU KIDDING ME! The hammerdance flash mob is the best thing I've seen all year...
Posted by: ty | June 17, 2009 10:08 PM
I'm going with the Anonymous 3-point plan. Seems like solid advice.
Posted by: Gnome | June 17, 2009 05:36 PM
60 years married, thats a very nice thing indeed
666 days sober ?, christ I'd be happy with 6 days !
Posted by: steve makin | June 17, 2009 12:13 PM
tap water rules, scroll down
Posted by: trama | June 17, 2009 10:08 AM
awesome. Pure awesome. And I will be in BKLYN next weekend, so maybe I'll pack some mushrooms....
Posted by: Pinto | June 17, 2009 06:46 AM
i've been struggling with the human race myself a bit lately, here's my 3 point plan for coping. step one-always remember rule #1 'people are stupid'. step two- lots of time in the woods with your best friend(single speed or geared, it really doesn't matter). step three-in case of emergency find an old richard pryor album and play repeatedly.
Posted by: Anonymous | June 17, 2009 06:38 AM