Because it's finally Friday, and I'm tired and feeling especially out of gas, I will go ahead and throw the following video up. Now it should be noted that this video isn't especially safe for work, but then again, that's kinda relative, because for example, if you work in a place like Swobo, or Dahlonega Wheel Works, watching videos like this is required, thus being very safe for work;

My roots are dirty too 1/2 Price. My roots are dirty too.

What do you all have planned for the weekend?
A picnic?
Do some laundry?
Ride a bicycle?
Catch a movie with yer Kin-folk, and then shoot at yer neighbors?

Thad, who was one of my compatriots on the 'Joe's got hair and wrote a book ride', emailed me to let me know just how deep his radtardation runs;

"Yo Stevil,
Thanks for helping me avoid the suckiness that is the bummer life on a weekly basis. This past weekend my girl, the Lovely Jessica, and my dirtbag self decided to roll on down to the Sea Otter Bicycle Festival in Monterey and represent Santa Cruz in style thanks to Josh Muir from the Bike Church who loaned me his tandem and Kelly and Darin from Ped Ex who loaned me the rad cargo trailer with a fork mount so I could tow my Santa Cruz Roadster (thanks for the hook-up Willy!).

So there I am on the podium, 3 pints of IPA coursing through my veins, lost in the irony of it all. Damn.

It's about time for another Bob Loves Joes Hair Ride ain't it?

Cheers, Thad"

That right there is everything about life that I whole heartedly embrace wrapped up in a single correspondence, and touches point on just exactly why The Sea Otter and I don't really get along anymore..

Congratulations Thad, and just because we haven't had one in a while and your email came along at a perfect time, coupled with just cause you and your better half are bad asses, welcome to the coveted position of Friday Hero, and yes, the time for a dry 'Joe's got hair' ride is approaching, or perhaps it should be called the 'Joe's got dry hair' ride.
Details will follow.

Now, in closing, did you know that there is a new magazine on the horizon coming out thats just for the segment of our population that smells good? Call that a sexist statement if you must, but I'll be damned if I've ever been around many women who generally smell as bad as most men I know. It's just like a physiological phenomenon. Anyway, as I was saying, there is a magazine coming out thats just for the girls, and with the powerhouses of productivity that are behind it, I imagine that it's going to be an incredible success.

Women's Cycling Magazine (dot)com. Visit early, and visit often.

Buy two subscriptions just to be safe.

It's Friday.
Fellas, rock out with your socks up, ladies, jam out with your clam out, and most importantly, GeneO, black out with your sack out.

I love each and every one of you.