I'm shattered.

We did it. We banged out the whole loop, and now Im left with spaghetti legs, and mush mouth.
Instead of making my brain smolder by thinking hard, I'm going to go ahead and repost a bit I put up on Friday's GWCTOH.
I'll have news on Wednesday, but for now, I'm still wringing tears out of my jersey;
"Late Friday night, 6'7" and I were discussing why a Hollywood cinematic feature had not yet been made of the six day race events, that at a time were bigger in America than God."

"We began poking around Al Gore's internet and found that not a Hollywood epic, but rather a documentary had actually been made called Six Day Bicycle Race- America's Jazz Age Sport. Now this might be old news as I tend to spend a fair amount of time living under a rock, and you all are sitting in your chairs reading this saying "sheesh.. that guy is such a noob. Maybe he ought to come out of beneath that rock once in a while and tell us about something new."

"In all fairness to me, I like it down underneath this thing, and it's decorated immaculately, but nevertheless, I was so taken by the web site's featured clips that before I knew it, I dropped exactly one day's pay on the book and DVD combo.
I've checked to see if Netflix has it, which at this point they do not, so you needn't worry about ordering it, placing it on top of your queue and then having to wait even longer for the latest Steven Segal straight to DVD blockbuster.
Rest assured that as soon as it arrives, I'll watch it and then write up a review, complete with misspellings and inappropriate phrases."
*Editor's note- This was the first time I've ever used the term 'noob' and I have to be honest with you. I didn't like it very much.
I'm very sorry to have put you all through that.*
At any rate, I hope everybody had nice weekends as well. I'll get back with you soon.




Comments
Sharoobie - shattered shattered
Posted by: Arleigh | February 26, 2009 03:27 PM
Good thing one of those punkbike riders you pal around with is hard enough to run legging free. On alternate note, don't worry about the under-rock life as it pertains to the televisiiiiion for it doesn't do near enough good to be worth the time. .x.o. p
Posted by: slappy | February 24, 2009 05:51 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong, but it looks as if you made Parkin lay his bike in the mud so he could hold your Dirt Bomb while you snapped the photo. That or you let him borrow your bike. You're either a total Noob or a really nice guy.
Posted by: El Pirate Grande | February 23, 2009 02:13 PM
I thought you said boob not noob, noob does nothing for me
Posted by: trama | February 23, 2009 11:13 AM
The guy in the bow tie is obviously flicking off the camera.
You didn't think photo bombing was around back then?
Well it was.
Posted by: Pfaff | February 23, 2009 08:29 AM
What is the guy in the bowtie doing? :)
Posted by: BikeLemming | February 23, 2009 07:43 AM
I did find the use of the term noob mildly offensive.
Posted by: Nick | February 23, 2009 06:12 AM
Worst Dog in a Hat Ride, ever.
Posted by: reverend dick | February 22, 2009 08:20 PM