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I think I've hit the wall.

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I have had several conversations with folks the last few months concerning this here web log, and one point that they all have made consistently is that they don't know where I find the time to do it, and secondarily, how I continue coming up with topics of any interest.

I'm reluctant to call them 'note worthy', cause lets face facts here-
Steve Perry shaving his moustache off;

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young nugs with hil-orrible tattoos;

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oddly stimulating children's drawings;

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or 98.75% of any of the other topics I've broached here in no way, shape, or form could be considered noteworthy.
Anyway, my response has always been from the start, 'it just comes to me'. It's like Jerry Seinfeld's television show idea, which of course as you know was a show about nothing.
I just set a few dominos up, and the rotation of the planet does the rest.
But truth be told, I recently have been feeling a little taxed.

'Maybe a few days off will rejuvenate me' I sometimes think, but my return to the grind inevitably stresses me out more than if I'd just stayed put.

I've not done a single drawing or painting since my return from New York, which part of me thinks is ok, because in effect I've shifted the creative process from one medium to another, but the nagging voice in the back of my head is getting louder when it tells me writing for a web log is as creative as seeing shapes in the clouds, and as the days go by, I'm beginning to believe that to be true.

The long and the short of it is that at this point it's starting to feel as if I'm no longer capable of maintaining the schedule I keep here on HTATBL, plus ride bikes, plus my daily 9 to 5, which these days is more along the lines of 7 to 6, plus make art, plus periodically remind the woman I live with who I am, and what my relationship with her is...
Once the days get a little longer, I can't imagine that I won't be able to shift back into high gear, but for now, we're possibly going to make a move to our winter schedule, and sometimes open a day less a week.

Or maybe I just have to start concentrating on shorter posts...

Either way, I hope that you all understand my predicament, and will continue to come and visit us here just the same.

But you know, as any individual of the world understands, part of ensuring one's own well being is to not only allow for personal time, but to invest wisely, and judging by recent developments, the investment I made last Spring looks like it might soon be paying off.
Sir Richard Branson and I will be partying on our own private islands, and you're all invited to come.

So I'm sure by now you all have seen Dubbya almost get tagged with the shoe, right?

I'm not ashamed to admit that I was impressed with how fast he moved. I dislike nearly all that the man stands for, but I gotta give him props for the deftness with which he avoided getting a kick to the dome.

Well, the week is already almost half way over. I like the sound of that alot, but with this past weekend still fresh in my mind, I'd like to show you a picture of what I got into when JMac and Tina B got to town.
We made chili and stacked stuff on Vinnie;

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Playing cat Jenga is not nearly as much fun as playing drunk-guy Jenga, but still not as expensive as actually buying a regulation Jenga set, so at least it's got that going for it.

Now we are going to make the swift shift from stacking things on cats to helping a friend in need. Anybody worth their weight in mitered steel tubing knows who Steve Rex is;

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Well it turns out that Steve was recently involved in an extremely serious accident and his family and friends are coming out in force to help him with his mounting medical bills. All of the pertinent information was recently emailed to me in a tidy little attachment, which I'll lay out for you now;

"Steve Rex and his family are long-time residents of Sacramento and very active in the local cycling community and in the American River Parkway Foundation. In mid-November, Steve had a very bad cycling crash. He broke his hip, femur, and elbow. He had two surgeries and possibly faces more in the future. To add to the family’s concerns, Steve’s teenage daughter received second degree burns over most of one arm and part of the other arm last week. The doctors are deciding if she will need skin grafts.

Steve is a custom bicycle frame builder and the owner of Rex Cycles located in Downtown Sacramento. He has a national reputation for his craftsmanship. Steve will be unable to work and build frames for a while. As a small way to help Steve and his family get through this difficult time, a custom bicycle frame raffle is being held.

Even if you don’t ride, you probably know someone that does, and helping out is a nice thing to do!

What: $2,500.00 credit for merchandise or a custom frame from Rex Cycles. Proceeds in excess of $2,500.00 will go directly to the Rex Family.

How much: $10 tickets. Buy as many as you want.

How to pay: Send me a check made out to Steve Rex or cash or stop by the shop. My address is below.

When: The drawing will be held on December 20 at 2:00 pm at Steve’s shop located at 1811 E Street in Sacramento. You need not be present to win.

Contact: Dave Burke (916) 439-2194.
1021 Los Molinos Way, Sacramento, CA 95864
dmburke@winfirst.com"

I've had the pleasure of spending a bit of time with Steve in his shop, and the guy is truly a class act, and as down to earth an individual as you'd ever want to meet.
All of us at Swobo are wishing Steve a speedy recovery as well as sending our best thoughts to his daughter.

Please, ten bucks is a small price to pay to help out, and even if you don't walk away with the most kick ass bike you could ever hope to dream of, you'll at least rest easy at night knowing that you are helping out some folks who are in the clan, as it were, and right now are in fairly desperate need.

Last but not least, here's a shot Joe took of what Satan uses to capture all of his family's fondest vacation memories;

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I lied. Last but not least for reals is the Periodic Table of Awesoments that Chris sent;

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Although I don't think that video games or Bob Saget have any business being on here.

So on that note, It's hump day, it's hump day, wear your hair like Donald Trump day.

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Comments

The symbol for Chuck Norris is "Chuck Norris"

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Really enjoyed the visit, the way George dodged that shoe made me wonder if Laura hasn't been chunking some shit at him.

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I haven't seen Bush move that fast since he avoided the draft.

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whatever you need to do to take care of yourself is what you need to do, stevil.

but htatbl is totally excellent, and i hope that you can find a way to continue it.

hang in there.

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I am sure there is a difference, but hasn't this become your canvas? Not to sound antagonistic, but I am certain that this reaches more of the public than your very cool pieces of art do. But, I can understand the need to walk away from a creation. So, as others have suggested, delegate to others. Big Johnny has done so at DC. I find that the others have filled the gap pretty nicely. I don't want to have a bummer free life with out my condiment of Stevil. So I am down on bruised knee begging you not to walk away. Not that I have a bro-crush or anything. It is just where in the world am I going to find someone pushing Slayer, bacon (I know it is over) and connecting me to the world outside of wisckeyconsin? WHERE DAMMIT WHERE? It ain't gonna be that BSNYC/RTMS dude, NEVER!!!!!

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I live in the middle of fish land. To see that in the side of a building is so cool.

-B

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Life redundant

Bikes and Beers
Bikes and Beers

Cyclical
Reciprocal
Fuck it over
Redo it

Bikes and Beers Man
Bikes and Beers

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For Stevil - in regards to Cary

Working hard to get my fill everybody wants a thrill
Payin anything to roll the dice. Just one more time.
Some will win some will lose some were born to sing the blues.
Oh the movie never ends. It goes on and on and on and on...

whatever.
G

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Maybe you just need some help...

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For the record, Satan has a photographic memory. Hence the reason you never see him at a bicycle race with a camera.

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Thanks for letting the HTATBL world in on Rex's plight. I've got to know Steve this past year and he and his family are GREAT people! Hope they all heal up fast. Hey, if anybody out there wins the frame, auction it off and send Steve the $$$$!!! I pledge to do same if I win. Pinky Promise....??? YEAH!!

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Rock on, Stevil.
666

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Steve Rex should put up a Paypal link for the lazies out there who have no checks....

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That shoe throwing incident is the only reason why GWB never invaded Holland.

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Stevil,

Delegate! Surely in the wacky world of HTATBL readership there is one worthy of lifting a virtual pen in your support.

Or as Dr. Phil would say "You can't take care of us if you don't take care of yourself".

Oprah would say "Shut up and pass the doughnuts"!

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C'mon buddy. You can do it. Even by speaking of hitting the wall you avoid it. Now cull the flock like a good sheppard & lead us to the greener pastures of Le Monde De Velo.

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I would like it very much if you continued entering messages on your Web log. I especially like it when you reference back and forth with Mr. Snob from NYC. The few minutes spent reading your blog everyday always bring a smile to my face. Even if you were to reduce the volume of your postings to once a week in order to better balance your life would be better than quitting altogther.

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You need to rejuvenate? Were you ever actually juvenated? I'm worried. If that picture showing that Steve Perry may actually not have been a girl as we originally expected did not provide limitless uplift to your soul, tells me you are possibly facing burnout. I suggest doing nothing for the next week to ten days but laying around on the floor, pounding bourbon and staring at the ceiling.

That's what I suggest to anybody who comes to me seeking any sort of advice for pretty much any type of problem, whether it's legal, personal, medical, intellectual, sexual, artistic or athletic in nature. But I've never heard any complaints about it so I suspect it just might work for you. Hey, it worked out pretty good for Bukowski, didn't it?

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I've FaceBooked the shit out Steve Rex's story and will be making a donation today- thanks for passing this on. Best wishes to Steve & family- the Rex he built for me (& bikes for our whole team) in 1995 is one I will never, ever part with!

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spent the last week and a half getting the shit kicked out of me by the bummer life. between all nighters in the ER, not sleeping for days, and probably worse of all, not having a bike to ride, the bummer life had me against the ropes. finally got back home to find my trusty steed waiting. went for a ride, cracked a cold beverage and caught up on HTATBL. everything is going to be o.k. thanks stevil. long may you ride. viva la HTATBL!!!

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First, I’m going to commenter slam George with a little sarcasm on how deep he didn’t reached to come up with “goes on and on and on.”
Second, I can only imagine that the bulk of your stress comes from your recent purchase of a slot car team and finding sponsors as the bills mount along with dealing with the feuding between the driver and mechanics. Maybe rethink that.
Third, I’ll nag you about the painting you owe me.
Forth, It looked to me like “W” was taunting his adversary with a little smile as he ducked each shoe like a “wak-a-mole.”
And fifth, I’m going to win that frame just like I’m going to win that pie plate and elks tooth so “all you haters can suck my ball.”

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A singer in a smokey room,
A smell of wine and cheap perfume.
For a smile they can share the night,
It goes on and on and on and on

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