Its my birthday and Ill cry (or not show up at all) if I want to.
Thats right. Im one step closer to the grave today and to celebrate, Im going to take the day off and prepare for a whole damn heap of bummer life avoiding this weekend.
Of course in the absence of the regular rigmarole that youve become use to here on this communication device, I have a couple of offerings. The first being this clip that a couple of like minded folks sent on to me.
This particular leg of pavé is generally tied into various stretches of road rides in the East Bay and at times is ridiculously steep.
Buckle up and grab a pee cup.
One solitary acorn...Nay.. dare I say a solitary cigarette butt would spell disaster...
I love these guys with all of my heart.. I really do.
The next step and conclusion of my birthday post is a shot of a recent addition to the bar ends on my one speed. Ironically, (or not), the only spare tape I had in my pile of bike crap happened to be pink, so I wrapped the all slippery right out of them and Im ready to go.
I think they look like nipples.
But then again, I say that about alot of stuff.
By the way, it looks like Minneapolis has been deemed 'the big easy' by bike thieves, as a rash of steeds have been nicked in recent weeks. Keep your goods locked up inside of where you keep em locked up, and prepare to unleash the wrath of God upon anybody you see in the process of getting their sticky fingers on.
On that note, I surely do hope that everybody has a rip roaring weekend. Do yourselves a favor in the next couple of days to take a second to reslish in the greatness that is me.
I sure as hell will.
Oh yeah.. and dont forget about this.
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Happy Belated. MPLS UAR was HUGE. 500 people. Worlds were rocked when Zito from OneOnOne took 1st. Nice nipple bars too. Cheers, -H
Posted by: Hans T | September 21, 2008 08:31 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVE!
I SAW THE FRANTIX PLAY LAST NIGHT INFRONT OF WAXTRAX AND THOUGHT OF YOU.
I HOPE YOU HAVE A GRAND TIME.
BIRTHDAY CAKE AND SPICED RUM ALA RUMPOMPOLOVICH MILITINSKI SLANASLANOV
Posted by: 685 | September 21, 2008 08:58 AM
birthday? shouldn't you be Stickin' to Bikes?
Posted by: kurtz | September 20, 2008 11:04 AM
I'm a big fan of gravity based activities....skiing in Summit and Eagle Counties and riding my bike up and down the mountain roads and trails in Boulder County, but I don't think I've ever gone as fast as the gentleman in the video. Holy crap. Thanks for sharing and have great birthday.
Posted by: Jeff | September 20, 2008 10:30 AM
That made my hairy palms sweaty.
Posted by: RFK | September 20, 2008 12:01 AM
Were you suprised?
C-ya in a few days.
Posted by: cockleburr | September 19, 2008 10:52 PM
Happy Birthday S.!
Oh yea, if u go to the Licka-Sto down the street, make sure your packin.
Wishin ya all the best!
Posted by: Troy B. | September 19, 2008 06:47 PM
¡Coma mucho bróculi y beba mucha cerveza!
Posted by: Chezedog Leafblower | September 19, 2008 03:48 PM
Feliz cumpleannos, sennor!!
and those look like something wrapped on bacon... good stuff then
Posted by: Carlos the brown guy | September 19, 2008 02:57 PM
Nipples?, hmmm, I think they look like fat toes with the nails painted black. Anyway, Happy Birthday.
Posted by: N@ | September 19, 2008 01:55 PM
Happy birthday, kind sir. I'll think about you at least once during each of the 170 miles I'm riding over the next 2 days. May the Budweiser truck break down in your driveway...
Posted by: evan | September 19, 2008 11:26 AM
Happy Birthday. Can I spank you in Vegas?? Eewww......
Posted by: JP | September 19, 2008 11:01 AM
Arrggh...happy b'day to ya matey!
Posted by: Tony Pereira | September 19, 2008 09:04 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYfF-k69RzY
Arr mine was yesterday.
Posted by: Dirty Mike | September 19, 2008 08:57 AM
You see nipples, I think they look uncircumcised. I wonder if I am gay and I don't know it?
Posted by: FunkyLaneO | September 19, 2008 08:54 AM
no, don't wash yr bike
Posted by: bloodline | September 19, 2008 07:20 AM
Happy Birthday! Virgo-tastic!
Just had one myself on Tuesday, and a couple good buddies in SF were the days before that. (You may even know 'em, Martin's old roommate Aaron and our buddy Sean.)
Have a great weekend, and enjoy earnin' the bruises.
Posted by: chiggins | September 19, 2008 07:12 AM
so it's yr birthday, happy b-day...check out yr horrorscope http://www.freewillastrology.com/horoscopes/virgo.html that's not spam tho'
Posted by: bloodline | September 19, 2008 07:08 AM
Bonus birthday what with it being friday and all. now blow out the candles, lick those nipples and go balls deep all weekend.
Posted by: cary | September 19, 2008 06:01 AM
that hurt me just watching ,,,crazy speed.. have a good birthday oh and nice nipples
Posted by: devin | September 19, 2008 05:47 AM
Rejoice the day! Enjoy yor birthday weekend.
Wash your bike too.
Posted by: Nick | September 19, 2008 05:08 AM