And life goes on...
Ive had a good run here at Swobo, but truthfully, Ive got my sights set on other heights.
I thank each and every one of you for your support these last two years, but as proven by the following Craigslist posting Tina B forwarded on to me, and as much as it pains me to make this separation, I ultimately have to follow my heart and do whats right for me.
"SEEKING ADULT DRUNK CLOWN FOR 30th BIRTHDAY PARTY
Date: 2008-08-26, 3:22PM CDT
We need an Adult Drunk Clown who is good at getting drunk and stupid. No need to do any clown tricks, just hang out and drink a shit load. We will be hopping around to different bars and want a clown to tag a long and drink heavily. He doesn't even need to socialize with anyone, just drink.
The birthday is on Friday, Sept. 5th in Bucktown. Oh, did I mention that the clown needs to get shitfaced. Don't worry, we will purchase all the drinks.
* Compensation: We will pay per hour and cover all the drinks"
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Comments
Too bad I missed the fun.
Posted by: Harvey | September 15, 2008 07:56 PM
I swear to Jebus I’ve been planning this same deal for my 50th this January but wanted to add a drunk slut girl clown to the mix to blow the drunk guy clown in the limo outside of the bar then he’d stager back in with clown makeup all over his baggy clown pants. Great minds I tell you…great minds.
Posted by: cary | September 11, 2008 07:45 PM
Are you sure this wasn't an add for a president, say, 8 years ago?
Posted by: El Gato | September 11, 2008 07:39 PM
Funny shit, I concur, you're a shoein
Posted by: MOD | September 11, 2008 06:47 PM
You. Are. A. Shoein.
Posted by: Ghostship Matt | September 11, 2008 06:24 PM
ya missed it ya drunk-ass clown
Posted by: Tony Pereira | September 11, 2008 06:00 PM
say it ain't so?!
Posted by: joshg | September 11, 2008 05:38 PM
Have you considered being a drunk clown whilst simultaneously performing your current duties?
Posted by: Chezedog Leafblower | September 11, 2008 04:28 PM