Say.. Ive got a question...
What are the Flying Goat Dogs you might ask? A new age cult? A Bicycle gang that rules, like, three square blocks near Wesley College In Florence Mississippi? You, me and the baby, which by our math makes three?
In truth its all of these things, plus the new and dynamic organic cotton t-shirt by your friends at Swobo.
Specifically, for those who want the brass and the tacks of it, The Flying Goat Dogs were an archaic and tiny sect of sheep herders from a land long forgotten. They worked their fingers to the bone sun up to sun down, tending to their flock, but what set these individuals apart was an unadulterated love for their 'flying machines'. Not the kind that actually glide through the air, as we here in this day and age might imagine, but a two wheel, drop barred wonder on which they would regularly test themselves against one another in hand dug arenas that were commonly referred to as 'vorago of vires' a rough translation of which is 'the pit of strength' or what we commonly know today as a velodrome.
Armed with this knowledge, and the help of this shirt, we can almost promise that youll attract the opposite sex, get promotions at work, and your neighbors will probably agree to take your garbage out to boot.
If the world is your oyster, then the Flying Goat Dog might as well be the pearl.
Hold tight and pretty soon well get back to our regular scheduled broadcast.
S.K.
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Comments
Eric, you spelled it wrong. It's "weak comments", not "weak posts". And by "weak comments", surely you must be referring to yourself. The rest of the commenters are off the hook.
Posted by: Ghost Rider | August 7, 2008 09:22 AM
Eric quit being such a bitchy little hater, it's not Stevil's fault that your life possibly sucks and he has a kick ass job. Go ride your bike and relax a bit.
Posted by: Jester | August 4, 2008 05:01 PM
Hey, wait a minute...being a douchebag is my gig "E"
Posted by: Cary | August 4, 2008 04:29 PM
Not to be against said shirt but something I read on the Guywire misinformed us reader types. A proper Moscow Mule is made with ginger beer and most importantly served in a copper cup. The cup takes the booze and acid and makes the drink into a small battery. Get your voltmeter as it makes for a good party trick. But in either way, yup, dang tasty and refreshing refreshment.
And I think the posts have been dandy as of late. I never knew anyone else who heard of Godheadsilo....
Posted by: JT | August 4, 2008 04:07 PM
Well, Ill tell you what Eric, let me know what youd like to see, and Ill put something together to suit. Or better yet, write something yourself and send it in. Im always open to criticism, as long as its constructive.
Respectfully,
S.K.
Posted by: Stevil | August 4, 2008 02:28 PM
bunch of weak posts in a row the last few weeks!
Posted by: eric | August 4, 2008 11:46 AM
That shirt is the chronic! Not as fresh as my David Lee Roth "Eat 'Em and Smile" tour shirt, but it is a close second...
Posted by: Big Hungry Kenny | August 4, 2008 11:11 AM
that is one sexy shirt...i want one, or twenty.
Posted by: Hot Stuffed Baked Potato Badge | August 3, 2008 08:50 PM