How to Avoid the Bummer Life
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For Immediate release.

Ashley brings another recall to our attention, this time concerning Cervelo forks.
But you can bet your lucky stars thats wont affect this fellow;

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Since this has been posted..I've received word that his people have been busy trying to get in touch with my people.

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once again, my poor math skills sabotage my interwebs shit-slinging skills.

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I've seen that guy at a shop in West Los Angeles and have been telling folks about it. Glad someone finally got a picture. Don't know about the compact crank, but he wasn't fat.

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If he owns a mt. bike, would he park this car at Demo to give the meth-heads a shot at popping out his windows? Probably would use the Hummer for that trip.

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kurtz, that shit doesn't make sense, unless you think the pictured person has a very small volume of personal douche-ness. More likely it's directly proportional.

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You can hang a bike rack on any car and it makes it "green."

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What a douche.

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One car families just make good sense.

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seems cash spent is inversely proportional to the volume of one's personal douche-ness

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Kinda makes Michael's Balls look kind of conservative. His crew just rolls in low rent Caddies.

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Sub 900 Gram Frame: check
Sub 1300 Gram Wheels: check
Compact Crank to lug my fat ass up hill: Check

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Funny. When I saw this earlier today I was talking to my co-worker about asshole cyclists (particularly the entitled ones you tend to see in Marin), and I navigate the ol' Bummer Life. Voila! Up popes this gem of a specimen.

This guy kinda missed the point in my book...

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actually, if my eyes serve me correctly, that is one of the forks thats been recalled. i kinda dig that cervelo is recalling the forks, even though true temper wont step up;

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It could be worse...the bike could have a Bento Box or an adjustable stem...

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It's a good thing Cervelos are so aerodynamic. I would hate to think that such a sweet ride would have to suffer from drag.

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Is a license-plate-bolt-mounted bike carrier all that smart, either?

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he's going to melt his front wheel with that exhaust!

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