Everybody, this is Matt. Matt, this is everybody.
What Matts wearing here is a beernet made by the very capable hands of Cory, formerly of Dank messenger bags fame. Now it should be noted that until I saw this, I felt whole. My life was one of peace and relative fulfillment, however now, there is a hole in my heart the size of.. well... the size of the beernet. So it is with a bowed head and clasped hands that I implore you all, the dedicated and steadfast readers of How To Avoid The Bummer Life, if you can help me procure an item such as this, I will do what I can short of breaking the law to make it worth your while.
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Yeah, I remember that scene. I pretty much love the Champagne, on the weekend mornings I add a healthy splash of OJ and enjoy a trailer trash mimosa. Haven't tried it? You should. I prefer mine from Lowell's in the Market in Seattle, where the Kitties don't bite and the brunch will be the Bedeathany of me. Copy that Steve Young?
Posted by: Case | July 31, 2008 01:13 PM
Did you ever see the scene in Do The Right Thing where Ossie Davis goes into the package store, opens the fridge, and asks, "Where's the Miller High Life?" Now we know...
Posted by: Michael | July 31, 2008 12:31 PM
Hey Stevil, all you gotta do is ask me, whats the worst that could happen? You getta hold of me, we exchange words, and its done. Case has my info. You got my email. peace.
Posted by: corndog | July 31, 2008 10:07 AM
Hell, Steve. I bet if you lifted skirts a special way Matty just might see to it that it came with some Budweiser in one of them there hairnets. He's pretty magical!
Posted by: C39 WBC | July 30, 2008 11:59 PM
Reading an underground published The Philosophy of Punk, by Craig O'Hara. He told me I should hold the government, so I did.
Steve, you know I'm working for you.
Posted by: Case | July 30, 2008 08:10 AM
Matt just give him the hat your life is full enough.
As long as you have an Anarchy Burger!
Posted by: ab | July 29, 2008 08:17 PM
Come by santa cruz sails tomorrow. We can help. Ask for patrick.
Posted by: stinky | July 29, 2008 07:28 PM
Last I could tell, DANK is still in operation. But that depends on whether the money is talking.
And by the way, straws are usually attached. That's why it's better.
Posted by: Milkshake | July 29, 2008 10:11 AM
i'm sure Fabric Horse can whip something up
Posted by: C | July 29, 2008 08:49 AM
Seriously Sean? Do you really need to ask that?
Posted by: Stevil | July 29, 2008 07:51 AM
How is this better than a Foam Dome? . It only holds the beers, you still need to get them out to drink them.
Posted by: Sean | July 28, 2008 10:42 PM