Moments after this photo of BRose and Al Frankin was taken, the conversation turned to;

1. How Bill O'Reilly is really not such a bad guy.

2. That maybe trading glasses and comparing prescriptions would be a good idea.

3. How BRoses missing tooths yin would be a lovely spot for his tounges yang.

4. That in Als experience, folks who wear rabbit suits often times smell of urine.

This shot taken behind One on One is a typical scene that takes place;

1. Primarily, but not exclusively before church.

2. When the mood strikes.

3. Only when there are ladies to impress.

4. May through October.

This rarely seen wedding photo depicts a perfectly blushing bride and her new husband;

1. Lee, my elementary school janitor.

2. A hesh-tastic Bjorn Riis.

3. A likable douchebag.

4. My father, Mike Kinevil.

When helping Grey train for the winter cyclocross season, Brad claims that this technique is beneficial because;

1. Its how his dad helps him train, plus its good for the skin.

2. Beer in the face keeps the brain aneurysms at bay.

3. The smell of stale alcohol keeps your mind off of the pain.

4. Brads not helping him train. Hes just trying to slow him down so he can get the money thats owed to him.

The Swing Wing;

1. Will soon be available at the merch booth at all Slayer shows.

2. Was recalled due to kids losing their eyes.

3. Is responsible for the degeneration in my vertebrae.

4. Was a lackluster response to the popularity of the hoolahoop.

Aaron is looking bewildered because;

1. Hes never before seen the ground sag.

2. He crashed and accidentally ingested a near lethal dose of Psilocybin mushrooms.

3. After emerging from the woods with Loudass hes concentrating on muttering under his breath "go to you happy place, go to your happy place, go to your happy place...".

4. Hes zoned out on like, this totally trippy rock.

The below image is definitive proof that;

1. The circus is in town.

2. God has a sense of humor.

3. I probably just gouged my eyes out.

4. There might be something to that whole "the suns not good for your skin" theory.

Likewise, this additional image is proof that;

1. All of the mirrors in this womans house are broken.

2. I have a sense of humor.

3. Somewhere there are a bunch of young children as well as a plastic surgeon still in therapy.

4. You probably just gouged your eyes out.

Friendly Paul is walking the technical section with his hand in his drawers because;

1. He doesnt want to jepordize his career as a Calvin Klein underwear model, therefore hes protecting his "money maker".

2. He wants to make sure his keys dont fall out of their secret hiding place.

3. He just watched Loudass ball it up down the same section and got cold feet.

4. Because he can.

'HEXAKOSIOIHEXEKONTAHEXAPHOBIA' is the fear of;

1. Having phobias.

2. Lazer light shows.

3. Spontanious fires erupting from piles of sawdust at lumber mills.

4. Random occurances of tripple sixes.

A very grim and likely outcome of of this shot of The Donut Queen was;

1. She made some bees mad and got stung for her efforts.

2. She slipped and fell into the drink.

3. She slipped and fell into alot of drinks.

4. She stuffed her foot into a knothole and twisted her ankle.

El Capitan Grande was so pleased with his homemade WWF style belt he;

1. Asked to inspect my dental work.

2. Gave me a Vulcan Death Pinch©.

3. Whispered in my ear "dont you bad mouth MY America".

4. Has worn it to bed every night since.

Hoss is laying down in the trail because;

1. He doesnt want all of those people behind him to steal his moment in the sun.

2. He dropped one of his contacts.

3. He suffers from Narcolepsy.

4. Hes one of a rare breed of people who can actually communicate telepathically with the terra firma.

Conversely, Paul is about to be laying on the ground because;

1. He suffers from Narcolepsy.

2. He wanted to test how strong the crotches in the old Swobo shpantz actually were.

3. He believes that by getting to the bottom of the hill this way, hell gain glory, thereby imortalizing his skills forever.

4. He was distracted when he got shot by a ner-do-well with a paint pellet gun.

After Squids appearance on The Ellen Show, the 'something' Ellen mentions that she got him was;

1. A weekend in the Hamptons with her and Portia de Rossi.

2. A box of pot brownies.

3. A luffa, some body wash, and a bag of rose scented bath salts.

4. A James Brown mix tape.

*And now for the bonus question that will make or break your score.
In the following shot of GenO and Cheever, what specifically is transpiring?

1. For the one billionth time, Cheevers taking Gene to school.

2. Nothing really..Its just another day at the office.

3. Genes making the ultimate sacrifice to introduce Cheever to the ground.

4. At the conclusion of a well fought beer shotgun to dirt crit, Gene and Cheever are just fighting for 2nd and 3rd place.

And there you have it. How did you all do?
Hell, I put the damn thing together, and I didnt even get a perfect score.
But then again, Im not too bright.

And with that, you should probably get back to work because your boss is right behind you.