And if you lived by us in South Dakota you can LEGALLY ride drunk!

replace cars with beer and bikes with beers.

could we maybe live longer if we drove less? why are so many still strapped to autos these days? as i ride i just say break out people break out ;-)

stop wasting gas would be the first step

Best HTATBL post ever.

Great idea, but methane emissions are literally 50 times worse as a greenhouse gas than carbon dioxide. So even though your car will be off the road, all those farts from ramped up cheep beer consumption... total Gaia abuse.

The only way out of this mess and off of the Great Big Greenpeace Sh1tlist is to convert those methane emissions into CO2, which is bad but still less damaging than methane. Yes, that's right. If you love Mother Earth, you'll light those farts!

I reccomend striking rocks together to generate the sparks to achieve ignition, since it avoids reliance on fossil fuel ignitors like Bic Lighters. Just watch out for collateral damage to tinder & various appendages from flying sparks.

Cheers to that!!!!

Yay!!!
Beer!!!