I knew my liver was in for a beating, but especially so, due to the fact that Id spent the day with TB playing pinball and wrecking the worlds of dozens of Bloody Buddies.

Long story short, we invented the counterpart to "The Shocker", and initiated wrestling matches that stretched into the wee hours of the morning.

Fortunately for me, Demonika felt the need to whup up on Simon, more than I did, though he Reverse Nelsoned her and walked away with the title.

Anyway, The Tour of California started this weekend, and as we made our way to Palo Alto to check out some of the TT action, I very narrowly avoided getting obliterated by a douchebag bomb.

If youre interested in what happened at the race, might I be so bold as to tell you youre on the wrong website, and as much as I try, I cant say 'prologue' without giggling.
There were fancy faces in the crowd to be sure. Greg Lemond was there (I stole his wallet), and as I stood among the crowd, I noticed a fresh faced young man wearing an Evil shirt. "Poser" I began to think to myself, until upon closer inspection I realized it was none other than Captain Dave himself.
Captain Dave of Evil Cycling fame and I have enjoyed a long and sordid bromance, though weve never crossed paths for reals.
Sunday we did, and it was magical.

Now, as the guys at Thrasher Magazine say when somebody gets inked up in tribute of their brand-
'Phil is down for life'..

...and for that Phil is forever welcome to crash on our floors.
Though its still not quite as badass as Franks.

Hey- You wanna see some magic? If you dont like mystical feats of amazement, and repeated use of the F WORD, dont watch the video... Just go here.

So if your tire rubbed on your carbon fork, and it looked like this, would you continue to ride on the fork?

As I told Sean, my folks paid a whole bunch of money on braces for me when I was younger. I dont want to go messing my teeth all up now.

Flinging people around with a trebuchet- What could possibly go wrong?

In closing, I just want to show off Fridays very first sales order of the day.

Creepy?
No.
Rad?
Pretty much.