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I mustache you a question.

How can it be that 98% of me hates the 2% of me that looks like Heraldo Rivera?
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Nice dick-broom! You would be a good candidate for this: http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/

click "Body" at bottom of page....

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or...freddie mercury

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that furry catapillar-like folicular mangrowth above your lip is in desperate need of some serious manscaping.

don't get me wrong. i like it.

flip it around. move it up 6 inches and you got yourself one hell of an aggressive monobrow.

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we missed you today!!

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Primo molestache my friend. I'm working on a beard ala Al Borland right now but the force is strong with you.

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you know what they say about men who have mustaches.

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Looks like tom ritchey.

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Mustache contest anyone?

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As long as we're talking percentages here, just remember-- There are only three percent of women in this country who dig a man with a tash. But just think, you now have a better than average chance with that three percent, which probably blows your clean-lipped odds out of the water, no?

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