Anyhow, we have to offer humungo thanks to CFO for throwing that inspired piece up here the other day.
He does very good work, and at some point should probably get a raise.

Is it any coincidence that CFO should grace us with his mastery of parody and then along comes George?
You dont suppose theyre the same person do you?

"Hello friend,
amazing solo darkness shredding on the back-roads occured this evening. the rubber was actually touching asphalt and sometimes dirt and I wasn't in a car.

it was even above freezing! Feeling great walking through the door and my lady served up chicken enchiladas and beer. Hell yes hump day.

Speaking of my lady, she had one hell of a quote the other weekend after my bros bachelor party which involved a couple of naked ladies performing various tricks with ice cubes, test tubes filled with shots and $1000 boobs. Naturally, I gave her the details. She said, "you know, I still love you after you took a twat shot out of another girls vagina." and then kissed me. awesome.

check out the pics from the recent x-games weekend when the tomatoes were flying everywhere getting wicked sick amplitude doing at least rad 540's in the trick ditch.

1. Up first we have my boy Z, who for lack of a better description looks like a holocaust survivor due to his diet of peanut butter foldies, milk, old milwaulkee, sparks and whiskey getting up in that frozen snow (keep in mind we ain't got a tub to have that bottle full of bub.)

2. Next we got Nikoli chillin with Z and his early times.

3. the hi times poster boy brought more than we showed recently that put us into severe geek mode, I think I climbed el Cap as a result, but it may have
just been my loft.

4. Superbowl delights: jalepenos wrapped in bacon and stuffed with cream cheese. yes.

5. My february christmas present of good beer and mag.

a is a,
g"

You know- all anybody needs to know about George and his friends is depicted right here.

Ive blown that shot up and have it hanging above my bed.
Dont believe me?
Come over and get into bed with me and Ill prove it.

In other news, Simon, Nancy, Tim and I went out to dinner the other night, and there was alot of really sweet hair going on.

Then after dinner, we went to the disco.

If theres one hard and fast rule in this world, and unless youre one of the 'Intelligent Design' bean bags, you just cant argue with science.

And speaking of white people, do you know who has one middle finger and likes bikes?

This guy.

You know what else white people like?
Danzig.
..and apparently Botox.

I gotta go clean the barf off of my lap now.

Its Wednesday. You know what to do.