This here beast of a race flyer is that of the upcoming Stuporbowl bash thats gonna be taking place in Minneapolis directly. Were sending a slew of goodies out to these dirts, and by the looks of the logo explosion on the flyer, were gonna be in good company.

Remember, theres going to be a fair amount of bicycle messengers© there.

Now lookie here. This is a prime example of not only child abuse, but an unabashed look of how to train a youngin' to be an asshole.

Seconds later he ran over a tiny bicyclist, and fled the scene to naptime.

Well now present to you another beaut of a race flyer for the second annual Grand Theft Velo race.

Well be plugging this for the next few months until its time for the starting shot to go off.
Ifin you get an itch, you can find a bit more info about this here.

We might as well keep the good times rolling and let you all know about a good time thats brewing in Pittsburgh.

Its not confirmed how much stripping will actually be involved. Its a might bit cold in them parts, and everyone should remember to take shinkage into account.

This doenst have anything to do with strippers or shrinkage, aside from the fact that strippers as well as folks experiencing shrinkage both rely on garbage men, but our friend Griffin who actually is a garbage man as well as a deeply committed bike nerd writes a pretty compelling blog about the stuff he finds that folks have grown tired of and kicked to the curb.
Dig it. I Am Throwing Your Life Away.

And away from the garbage we go, headlong into George's loving embrace;

"wow dude,
we are having one hell of a winter! the bikes have been lookin great on the rack in the garage.

I've gotten on the trainer twice and each time watched videos. Not MASH, but Lakai's fully flared. dude
Koston, Mariano, johnson, damn. besides the reason Mash is so good is because it was made by skaters.

Plus my balls went completely numb.

Well anyway. had an epic roadtrip over to the boat under a clear sky with a full moon then sick pow pow to enable the gnar to be shredded. we found colorado's most racist man in Steamboat and strangely, he was from Texas. who woulda thought.

enjoy some pics of my fish, ski trips!, when Ted Nugent goes down the wrong hole, when there's a dwarf invasion, becoming best friends with the most racist dude from texas in colorado, pregaming in the bathroom with neon and fringe, Our friend Mexi's emo penis piercing and high times poster boy (get irie mon, boom boom).

Shit dude we're all cabin fevered out on this weather and have resorted to double secret drinking and hittin the slopes for some good ole Apres skiing. what does it all mean? we don't know, but we will have a definitive answer after this fucked up weekend of ballyhoo and booze.

we'll keep you posted.

love,
george"

Firstly I have to say I dont know specifically what George and Company are on, but I want a bite. Secondly I need to say that as much as I attempt to never censor anything anyone ever sends in, the final shot of Rainbow Brite and the trail of bile had to get cropped, due to a knuckle rapping I received last year for posting a photo of a young lady and what appeared to be a shotgun blast of Spaghetti-Os.
If you are the kind of debased individual who would like to see what youre missing, email me and Ill send you the unedited version.

The pessimist in me says the week is halfway over. The optimist in me says the week is halfway begun. Ether way it means its Wednesday, which is the midweek Friday, which is all the way good.