What the hell happened?
I was going to go to this, but last time I checked it was all the way in the middle of November, now here we are closing in on almost the middle of November, and as usual, the proverbial pants are down.
Would somebody please go attend the CXSSWC for me in my absence. Itll be easy. Show up late, race, stumble, pick a fight, make eyes at a lady, fall down, repeat.
Theres my race strategy/career in a nut shell.

Speaking of shelling nuts at bike races, this has just come across my radar. I remember these days fondly, though I was too wrapped up in BMX to really appreciate what was going on.
"Those tires are just so skinny", I remember my dad exclaiming repeatedly.

Now to move on to getting shelled in general, Im gonna put another picture of Rick Santorum getting run out of town on a rail.
Looks like Harry Potter over there has a magic gesture of his own for the crowd.

From bigoted homophobes, well now go to Slayer show flyers from 1986.
I remember being at Normans Place one time and this goth chick whod suffered a broken jaw, which at the time was wired shut, and had this crazy hair that dangled way down in front of her face was lighting a cigarette. Just as I glanced up at her, I saw her hairspray coated bangs go up like a match.

Those were good times.

Moving on....
Presently I have these two gigantic spiders living just outside my front door. Not gigantic by the Southwest, Australia, or Jumanjis standards, but pretty huge, and Im far from an entomologist but I swear one of these same spiders lived with me last fall.
Its like they appear here every year to catch birds or something.
Anyhow, I feel like an unfit host with them living here and not having names, so this one I will call Captain Morgan, and his partner I will call Denzel.

Every so often I will report on what theyve eaten, not alot unlike What Jeff Killed.

I suppose Im done with this for the day. Tomorrows Wednesday, which is rad. Today I will go punch El Corpo in the stomach for good measure, and will probably go set something on fire with Shaft.
Like Ice Cube says- "today is gonna be a good day."