Its good to see FOX News has got their eye on some hard hitting stories.

Emma writes;
Awkward 8 year old twins develop wedgie proof underwear-

"My favorite part of the video: "And justin, what are you doing standing there with the underwear in your hands?"

A: Just looking at it."

Up now, Captain Morgan, whos not a Brown Widow by the way, feasts on something resembling a giant piece of popcorn.

He worked on that for the better part of the day...and Id imagine that it probably tastes like chicken.

Friday Hero number 2, who goes by the name of Kim, veteran of the Retrotec single speed team from the days of yore writes in with this bit concerning my recent rib injury;

"Maybe this will make you feel better..
down eight weeks and counting..."

That Kim was one of the finest, sweetest, and toughest girls Ive ever known. Seeing that is heart breaking, but it still makes me remember things could always be worse.
Heal fast Kim, and maybe one day soon you can whoop up on me again, you know- for old times sake.

Friday Hero number 3 is anyone who attends this public meeting today concerning a little piece of mid coast dirt, or.. if theres a public meeting about land access in your berg coming up, Ill extend Friday Hero to you if you attend that one instead..

Why are people so committed to using up every piece of available land possible?
Its a damn mystery, I tells ya.

Friday Hero 4 and 5 are Andy May the one legged bike racer, and Andy May the one legged pirate.

That mans as badass as they come, and will most likely be signing autographs at each and every one of the upcoming Central Coast Cross series.

And while were on the Friday Hero theme through here, Colina and I have come up with a cool idea for our new super Swobo shipping mega-quarters.. Wed like photos. Actual 5x7 photographs of you, and you,... and maybe even you.
Got a picture of you delivering tags? send it. Got a picture of you barfing in Moab? Send that too...

See, years ago we started this thing we affectionately called the wall of shame, but really it was just alot of photos of folks we adore, in compromising positions. Not naming names, but with mullets, for example.
Anyhow, if you think youve got an image that would look good while helping us to redorcorate our new environs, then by all means send it to us at;

Swobo Clothing
Wall Of Shame
104 Bronson St. #5
Santa Cruz, Ca. 95062

All contributions consisting of candy, girlie mags, shiny doodads, stickers and/or patches, hot sauce, mix tapes, testimonials of how much you love your wool, cash, or fanzines wont be turned away.

Finally, you know how we we talking about what wed do if we won the lottery?
I thought of another thing Ive long desired today.

So you know those folks who specialize in retardedly intricate airbrushed renderings on the hoods of cars or trucks that have an equal amount of attention poured into the vehicle itself?

Well, truth be told- its been a long time dream of mine to get the most beat down, rusted bucket of a van, Yugo, Pinto, whatever.. and then get a world class mural of me dressed as an Aztec warrior with a beautiful virgin reclined in my massive arms, and clinging to my broad chest, while the Los Angeles skyline blazed in an inferno behind me.
The clincher would be that I was standing on top of my rusted bucket of a van, Yugo, Pinto, whatever..

A boy can and will dream folks..

High five everybody.
Theres gonna be some moon howling this weekend.
Be safe and sane, arrive alive, better dead than red, a penny saved is a penny earned, and so on.
xoSwo-bo.