So anyway, I didnt really get hurt. The Buzzards throwing ringers like a white trash marksman. Oh, wait a minute... He is a white trash marksman.

As promised, heres another announcement of a blessed union.

Were still awaiting the marriage of Doug Booger and Alison Flicker.

Inspired by the Thriller wedding video, Parker got ahold of us with this.

"The wedding bit was good dude.
And I’m not real sure wtf this is all about.
But the Filipino Prison System has that wedding party beat.
Hands down. This is some f’n talent.

Thriller (But better)
-Parker (just some guy from nashville)"

This was another video that right around 15 billion people sent in as soon as it was released, so I assumed everyone had seen it, but you know what they say about assumptions. Theyll make an ass out of you.
Not me though. Just you.

Now it is with pride and dismay that I announce The DFLs 13th annual outlaw cross dress series.

We recieved alot of mail about this last year, folks wanting to get in on it and what not. Keep your eyes on the thrift stores, and when you see a steady stream of men with shaved legs buying up womens clothing, follow them. Youll ether end up at the race, or resigning from your post as Idaho's congressman.
Last years recap # 1,
last years recap # 2,
last years recap # 3,
and last years recap # 4.

The finals, which will forever be known to me as the 'fake seizure incident', will always hold a special place in my heart.

Now finally, despite the endless amount of grief Loudass has layed on us about the Myspace phenomenon, he apparently finally broke down and got in line with 80 million others.
Its our pride to present to you, our lawyer Loudass.