This here is a shot of Dan, looking fetching as always at the third installment of the DFL cross dress series. Even though the wind was blowing a gale, and it was brutally cold, it didnt stop Dan from showing off the gams or Paws from documenting the mess.
And speaking of cold, word has it that Cams Orange Hunter sprouted legs and wondered off last night.
Anyone out there spys a 60 cm orange Hunter, give a shout, wont you?

*News flash* Cams bike was found beneath a ner-do-well today. When asked if it was his, he answered "its my cousins". When asked what his cousins name was, he replied "Iunknow" (Thats short for 'I-dont-know'.)

Anyway, as always Scottys pictures of the whole train wreck thus far can be peeped here.

Cheevil Knevil before;

Cheevil Kinevil after;

Hey, heres a little something to make you take stock in your life.

..and while were on the topic of no-armed rednecks, The Kentuckese have got a ho down coming up in which one can throw down, should they choose.

Do you like moustaches like we like moustaches?
Nobody likes moustaches like these guys like moustaches.

Ready for the Friday Hero? This here beast goes by the name of Driver 8. When he snaps food from you hand, his eyes roll back into his head like those of a shark. Anyhow, my initial thought was to make Drivers bad hole the Friday Hero this week, cause seriously, the thing is like the size of a pie pan. Its really something to behold, but I figured that since this is kind of a family oriented site, that Id leave that for another day.
Everybody, meet Driver. Driver, this is everybody....

Oh, and for a corporate plug, with my own naked eyes I took a long, hard look at a bunch of new Swobo stuff today. Somebody better call the doctor cause its sssiiiiccckkkk.

Now then, its with much dismay that I mention today marks the date of innocence lost for me. Its a black Friday indeed, as I just walked in the door with a cell phone. Its a slippery slope to the dark side here folks. Pretty soon Ill loose it and shortly there after all of the pictures of Paris and me partying naked at the Viper Room will surface and my life will be in ruins.
Im your soothsayer of doom.
Sexy, naked doom.