How to Avoid the Bummer Life: Yep....

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife is cheating on me. The usual signs; if my phone rings, I pick it up, and the person on the other end hangs up. My wife has been "going out with the girls" a lot recently, although when I ask their names, she always responds, "Just some friends from work; you don't know them." I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyways, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down, I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night, she went out again, and I really checked on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my bikes so that I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from her night out with "the girls." When she got out of the car, she was buttoning up her blouse, which
was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my Cervelo, when I noticed that the Carbon stem appeared to have a hairline crack right by the handlebar mount.

Is this something I can fix myself, or should I take it back to the
bike shop where I bought it?

Thanks Newt.

Comments

Nice copy and paste job of my joke....

Posted by: jR | August 15, 2007 09:24 PM

This guy now has two hair line cracks to worry about. I think I’d rather ride the Cervelo than his wife. That way only I’d be disappointed.

Posted by: cary | August 9, 2007 10:48 PM

She would have to buy me a custom "Luigino Pegoretti" and then I'd sell the Cervelo on ebay....no,wait...I'd sell her on ebay and keep the bike for winter riding. Yeh.

Posted by: Velocat | August 9, 2007 10:31 PM

I wondr if she's been using his bike too!

Posted by: Bob Unger | August 9, 2007 09:16 PM

this makes a single-party out of my breakfast!
AHAHAH!

Posted by: carlos | August 9, 2007 06:03 PM

LOL yea u might wanna get that checked out...

Posted by: Josh Long | August 9, 2007 04:27 PM

Oh man.

Say I will tell everyone if you don't buy me a new carbon fork.

Posted by: Travis | August 9, 2007 02:02 PM

absolutely priceless.

Posted by: No-Show Jones | August 9, 2007 08:20 AM