Alright, weve got a whole slew of good stuff on deck. First up, me saying that I was gonna be in Vegas was just a ruse to get the Swobo bean counters to figure a way for me there. I gotta travel in a crate, but free transport is free transport.
To continue, George has upped the ante in questionable email content, and we love him dearly for it.

"Brohans-
why isn't there a merino jersey with a camaro on it?
duh the Camerino jersey. thanks.  Might be good self
defense for the down south road ride and maybe in a
discreet nascar color scheme

bike shame, as soon as Kevin Bacon in Quiksilver, 
Kevin Costner in American Flyers, and/or Jessica
Simpson in blonde ambition become as revered as Steve
McQueen in american society we'll continue to be lame.
At least Bacon and Costner sported killer mustaches in
the films.  Can you imagine how awesome Cru Jones in
RAD felt picking up Lori Laughlin (full house) at a
school dance to the song "send me an angel,"  Danny
Noonen's epic dismount in Caddyshack and the bike
scene in ET. Perhaps Daniel Laruso put the final nail
in the coffin of american cycling coolness when he
throws his BMX in the dumpster after getting his ass
kicked by the Cobra Kai DOJO. "Put him in a body bag
johnny!" "Sweep the leg johnny" 

E.T.
Bacon
Costner
Simpson
RAD

And a few more pics of awesome Fort Collins: where you
go when you run a campus stop sign on a saturday, what
you do when you can't find your bike, mucho hand
holding, and who keeps you warm really matters.
mega lame,
george"

Ive got three words for you. Tupac bedspread. George lives the life of a cartoon character.

Speaking of which, CO wrote in a new rant, of sorts.

"It seems as if "Dubba" A.K.A. Brandon Dwight is selling the shit out of his goods over at Dopers Suck. For those of you who don't know him, Brandon has been a huge part of the cycling scene both here in Colorado with his shop Boulder Cycle Sport (authorized Swobo dealer) where 'cross is king and kids rule, and on a national level with his years of work with IMBA making sure that all us dirtbags have someone in our corner when "The Man" is trying to put the kibosh on access to our favorite trails....Shoot over to the site and pick yourself up a shirt or a jersey...or when visiting B-Town drop some skrill on a Sanchez, Otis or Folsom...If your really lucky he'll help you with your 'cross mounts/dismounts in the parking lot!!!"

Now then, for your edification, theres this here article that a friend submitted. This of course is the condensed version. The extended copy ended with 'no duh'.

JMac sent this beaut in with a note attached simply stating 'I gots some work to do'. Dont worry young J- youve almost got it down.

Fluffyclyde also sent a video in. I remember sitting in the theatre in Kennet Missouri in 1982 with my cousin awaiting this scene with great anticipation as Id just read an extensive article about it in BMX Action Magazine and as the opening credits began to roll, the kid next to me said "if this movie is scary, Im out of here."

Now to continue, the Urban Velo store is now open for business. Help Brad and Jeff maintain the lavish lifestyle to which theyve become accustomed.

Next, we have a flyer for an alley cat that someone somewhere will be excited about. If you know, youll go. Richmond Virginia maybe? Yeah... I think so.

Lastly, a warm, sloppy and piled high with affection congratulations to the Evil Pixie and the Bear on their recent knot tying.

Im hoping that by the time the trade show rolls around they still have enough love left over to share some with me.
'KnowwhatImean?