a news anchor has a momentary brush with awkwardness..

Around that exact moment, Danzig took a nap.

As Danzig rested in a slumber of the innocent, Robert was recording some vintage Sabbath albums, and found some creative re-appropriation of the sleeve in 'Never Say Die'.

Just then, Theo Janson was tightening the last bolt on his stunning kenetic sculptures.

Around that point in the day, the kids on the right coast were putting the finishing touches on the East Coast Messenger Championships. More info on this can be found here.

Then, there was this cryptic one in the works as well. No more info was available on it, so as they say 'if you know, youll go.'

Possibly at that very moment, someone stacked a bunch of stuff on their cats.

A short time later, a guy muttered under his breath, 'didja film it?'

As soon as that guy stopped tumbling,
Curtis Inglis was applying the head badges on some lucky individuals dreams.

Meanwhile, all of the artists included in Urban Velos art show were sitting around waiting for the beautiful women pushing wheel barrows full of cash up their driveways.

As the wheelbarrows began rolling, Mike got all tan, and rode his bike faster than you can.

Sadly within minutes of Mikes tan being complete, Rick Hunter dropped out of the GDR Race due to a severely swollen knee in Southern Colorado. Even still, hes proven to all of us that in comparison, were all just sniveling little wusses.

Then, in the time that it takes to cook a microwave burrito, I threw my computer out the window, and went for a bike ride.
Its a zany world sometimes, no?