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Comin' up a little short.

You know, the problem with putting together such mesmerizingly powerful posts here day after day is sometimes theres nothing to write about. Sometimes theres no videos of midgets pole vaulting, no flyers for upcoming alleycats, no funny pranks... Oh wait- scratch that last part.

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This works for roommates, dads, brothers, cousins... Men generally, due to the the fact that (in my experience anyhow) the ladies tend to prefer the non-chalky antipersperant.
Its quite simple, really, just carve the deodorant out of the little white deodorant can, and replace it with cream cheese. Smooth over the top, and maybe drop a hair on to it for good measure.
There you go. Fun for the whole family.

Ok- anyhow, The New Belgium Brewery has got their nation wide Tour de Fat underway again.

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The website states "grab your bike, and slip into your alter-ego". Now what if ones alter ego wasnt any more than just the fact they were on a bike? Thats right folks. I believe thats what they call 'abstract post-modern thinking'.

And then theres this guy.

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In regards to the art handling mistake in the previous photos of the Mueck installation, some folks said no gloves, which was correct, some folks said studded belts, and open sweatshirts with hanging zippers, which was also correct, but the glaring blunder to which I was referring was letting the artist aid in the installation. Artists are known far and wide as being manic, egomaniacal, obsessive-compulsive, and anally retentive.... And those are the redeeming qualities.

No, actually it was that he wasnt wearing linen gloves.

So why the hell did we only find out about this on Sunday?

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An event right in our backyard, that, if Im not mistaken, we helped sponsor? Oh, I dont know. I cant remember where I got the flyer..
Anyhow, Ill betcha it was a goodie. Flyers for events with big cats on em usually are.
Whats else?
I dont know. Nothing from this end.

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Sharp eye on Ian. As I just emailed to him, Im not as quick on the draw early in the morning as I am... Oh hell. Who am I kidding? Im not quick on the draw ever.

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re:mashsf.

also an event that seems to have taken place about 6 weeks ago, if i'm not mistaken.

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dued, have you seen this?

http://www.bikerfox.com/

freaky.

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