Jerry hooked us up with some wicked props, and pictures of a stroke of genius.

"I wanted a Folsom, but it is way too much money for me.
I turned my Chinese Honda into the best equivilent.
Picture attached.
It is just great...
Thanks very much for the inspiration !!
Jerry..."

No Jerry, thank you.
That rules.

Another Wednesdays come and gone, and along with it, several cans of beer, some bananas, beef jerky, a little whisky, some of Buzzards leg, and so on.
Friendly Paul and Skinny Bee were this weeks guests of (dis)honor, and to celebrate, Friendly Paul crashed his bike into a crowd of Wednesday Night Riders for no discernible reason. Thats why we call him Friendly Paul.

This weeks event was a hare and a hound style format, with the ever pleasant A.K. acting as the hare.
Suffice it to say, A.K. won the race.
Over the course of the evening, we murdered a million beer cans, enjoyed a lovely view, drank a beer or two, ate our weight in mexican food and eventually made it to the safe confines of the bar. All in all, another fine hump day.

So we were talking about pranks the other day, and I remembered a favorite of mine.
Step 1) Open a roll of fruit flavored Life Savers.
Step 2) Remove the first three off and put them in your mouth.
Step 3) Go into your victims shower.
Step 4) Remove the shower head.
Step 5) insert remaining Life Savers into pipe.
Step 6) Replace shower head.
Step 7) Bask in the glow of success.

See, as the victim showers, the hot water will begin to disolve the candy, leaving a subtly sticky sheen all over their body. Beef bullion cubes will also work in a pinch, and is especially effective for vegetarians.
I dont know why Sky or El Corpo dont invite me over for dinner anymore.

Ok, so weve covered God pajamas, conversions, Wednesdays, and pranks.
What did we forget? Oh yeah, your daily dose of art that doesnt suck.
Dan Witz makes art that doesnt suck.

And speaking of art, CO has successfully turned non-sequitur laden jibber jabbering into an art form.
He writes;
"So I have decided to bite the bullet and buy a 17 year old irrelevant socialite style Alcohol Monitoring Bracelet. Alcohol Monitoring(dot)com...

It won't be the first time I have worn an ankle bracelet, so having an awkward clunky thing around my leg wont be an issue...I am not trying to solve any sort of abuse problem, I just think seeing how much friends and family consume after Friday night rides would be fucking hilarious....Now Pete and Potter at Vecchios(dot)com can keep track of just how many PBR oil drums they drink between 4 and closing time....No more fibbing fellas! Not to say I think there is any sort of problem, I would hate for you boys to cut me off....From the worlds finest maintenance, and free hooch!!!
CO
And now finally, Becker sent an email to me simply titled 'make a dirtbag pay'. Always intrigued by street justice, I opened this link about Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick getting popped for dog fighting. There were 60 dogs in various states of ill health and injury on his property, and Ive read that his excuse was that he wasnt home that day.
You know, one thing that really bums me out is folks who abuse animals.
Suspension, and incarceration is way too good for this kook.

Alright, like usual, Im over and Im out.