“Chip shots” or “How to assist in the recycling process while partaking in a Night Cat mission”

-Find an alley or parking lot after the bars close that has an assortment of empty glass bottles left from the pre-club drinking binges of frat boys and girls.

-Set several bottles up in a row about 20’ from the wall of a building spaced about 5 bike lengths apart form each other.

-Roll up on the bottles with the intent to kill.

-As you approach the first bottle pre-load your front end as if you were going to do a wheelie.

-As the front wheel becomes parallel with the bottle unleash the fury of your pre-loaded front end with a flicking motion, lifting the front tire off the ground just enough to strike the bottom of the bottle.

-“Chip” the bottle like Arnold Palmer into the air and watch it smash into the wall.

-Leave glass laying scattered on the ground for extra danger and litigation potential.

-Ride away laughing.

-This is the best way to take care of those berry flavored Bartles and Jaymes 4-pack wine cooler bottles your girlfriends college pals left in the lot as the last song on the Joshua Tree cassette tape.

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I have no time for such ludicrous behavior. Besides, Im late for a trip across the islands with Rick, TC, and Higgens.