Last night saw the return of Ms. Sheldons annual secret Santa Christmas party. I spent every year there for as long as I can remember, though last year was canceled due to Big Dave hiding hard boiled eggs all over the house the previous year.
Anyhow, the rules are simple. You draw a number for each gift you contribute, then you pick a gift according to where you are in the numerical order. The higher number you draw, the better chance you have to ether pick new a present, or take a present away from another participant. Since last year didnt happen, everyone had a really crappy stash to unload. Although Fenton walked away with what was easily the worst of the bunch, Dominic drew the short straw, and had to ride back to San Francisco in the back of the pickup truck. His life was bummer indeed.