As I mentioned previously, on Saturday weve got this here alley cat race happening where you can help feed the less fortunate. I dont know why everybodies out racing cats in the alleys, but the kids are going bananas for it..
Or if youve got a bunch of cash burning a hole in your pocket, you can go to the Veloswap and get a rocking deal on some barely used bar tape.

Then on Sunday weve got the Bay Area Super Prestige cross race in Golden Gate Park. Get your screaming muscles a-workin, and your 20s broken into singles, cause youre gonna need em.

Go raise some cain. If youre lucky, you might even get to meet this lady..
And I quote (taken directly from a ran(dumb) cyclo-cross forum)

'I can remember one of the final races last year, where some guy was so drunk, and he was heckling the racers who were back in the field as they went by. Well my husband was going to punch him a few times just to teach him a lesson and make him shut up. He was so drunk and acting stupid and ruining it for the people trying their best. Yes this is what alcohol leads to, and I had to hold my husband back so he didnt fight this fool on the side of the course who was so drunk and stupid. It ruined the great race that was going on, all because this guy was so waisted.'

...She forgot to mention that he was acting drunk and stupid.

God bless the American educational system.

Lets see if our boy Wells can kill it again this year.
I be lovin me some Todd Wells.