Where booze lit the fuse..

Here we are, all alone. My compatriats are all sitting in the dusty bowl of Interbike right now, or are at least in transit, and Im shuffling through the emails from all of them saying 'Ill see you there, bring me a T-shirt, lets meet up, and Ill buy you a beer', and so on and so fourth. No Interbike for me this year, for the 3rd time in 11 years.. Just plain old bike, and you know? Thats fine by me. El Corpo and Sky Yeager Meister are there kissing all kinds of hands, and shaking all kinds of babies. Me? Im just dead weight.
Anyhow, and totally beside the point, but if you are in the vicinity of Baltimore, on October 14th, why dont you grab some pals and check this out. Maybe youll find that elusive bell or whistle that youve needed to complete your urban wrecker, or maybe youll end up selling all of the broken brake levers, and bald tires that are cluttering up your garage.
Ether way, dont forget to send me my cut.